Good morning everyone, and welcome to 22 April, 2024 – an important date in the history of hobbies that make people look super-dumb, as it was on this day back in 1823 that a British inventor lodged the world’s first patent for rollerblades.
The inventor’s name was John Robert Tyers, and he’s credited with inventing the Great Fitness Scourge of the 1990s – but it’s not the massive achievement that people who like rollerblades probably consider it to be.
Tyers was simply doing what most inventors do whenever they’re dreaming up stupid things to get rich, or simply to amuse themselves and impress women at parties, by taking an already existing thing and coming up with a product that is somehow even more preposterously dangerous – in this example, it was roller skates.
Roller skates had been around for at least 80 years, having made their world debut on a London stage in 1743, a few years before Belgian inventor John Joseph Merlin beat everyone else to the punch by lodging a patent for them in 1760.
Original-styled roller skates grew in popularity thanks to two timely inclusions in popular culture – Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète featured at least one actor on roller skates, whizzing about on stage and singing their lungs out, in order to be heard over the cacophony of skate wheels on a rickety wooden stage.
That performance is at least partly to blame for the next appearance of actors on skates during a live theatre performance, called Starlight Express – a tale about a young child’s toy train set that magically comes to life and I don’t know the rest of the plot because the more I think about it, the more attractive the idea of putting myself into a persistent vegetative state becomes.
That musical is a legit smouldering turd (on wheels!) – it was meant to be a feast for the senses and usher in a new era of high energy live theatre.
Instead, it’s pretty much just a salute to the quality and quantity of cocaine that Webber is rumoured to have consumed while trying to set this foul, fetid fever-dream idea to music.
If you haven’t seen it, here’s a small sample.
It goes on like that for two-and-a-half gruelling hours, complete with some very poignant moments that 100% absolutely had the play’s director bellowing “skate sadder, Geoffrey. SKATE SADDER!” at some point during rehearsals.
So that’s a 2.5-hour assault on the very notion of human decency itself, with limited opportunities to make a break for the bogs during the show, as there’s little-to-no warning as to when the aisle is suddenly full of 20 or so cast members on roller skates.
You can take my word for it when I say this: Getting hit at high speed by someone on roller skates is guaranteed to knock the gloss off your day.
Add the burden of having spent four years at the The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art only to end up in Starlight Express, and the fatality rate skyrockets.
Anyhoo, I reckon it’s a pretty safe bet that you’ve never had to resort to performing in Starlight Express just to make ends meet – and to assist in your ongoing life’s mission to keep that from ever happening, we’ve got a great bunch of backgrounders and briefings for you to digest before the market opens.
Cameron Drummond’s had a look at all the ASX gold juniors setting up shop overseas, Eddy’s got a rundown on the most celebrated momentum trading strategy of all-time, and Christian just knows stuff. Especially what’s going on type of stuff.
And I, gentle reader, have spent several gruelling minutes compiling some data, digits and highlights – all listed below – to help prep you for the beating I suspect is headed our way on the ASX this morning.
COMMODITY/FOREX/CRYPTO MARKET PRICES
Gold: US$2,390.60 (+0.47%)
Silver: US$28.68 (+1.58%)
Nickel (3mth): US$19,469.00/t (+4.90%)
Copper (3mth): US$9,707.07/t (+2.55%)
Oil (WTI): US$83.14 (+0.50%)
Oil (Brent): US$87.29 (+0.21%)
Iron 62pc Fe: US$108.25/t (+0.28%)
AUD/USD: 0.6413 (-0.13%)
Bitcoin: US$64,827.10 (-0.22%)
WHAT GOT YOU TALKING
Did you fall asleep on Friday afternoon and miss our super-excellent wrap up of last week’s Small Caps action? Fret not, dear reader, for here’s the link to that Weekly Wrap, lovingly written by someone who’s clearly mega-smart and probably totes completely handsome, too.
#ASX #SmallCaps and #IPO Weekly Wrap:
The #ASX200 ended the week down alarmingly, on -3.15pc
Goldies were the only thing that proved resistant to the sell-off
Who won the Small Caps race? Read on to find out… https://t.co/DOYDFo3Eor
— Stockhead (@StockheadAU) April 19, 2024
FRIDAY’S ASX SMALL CAP LEADERS
Here are the best performing ASX small cap stocks:
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Code Name Price % Change Volume Market Cap BLZ Blaze Minerals Ltd 0.006 50% 3,057,221 $2,514,233 DY6 Dy6Metalsltd 0.052 41% 1,355,761 $1,495,201 JAV Javelin Minerals Ltd 0.002 33% 4,524 $3,264,346 NGS NGS Ltd 0.008 33% 1,686,275 $1,507,364 RIL Redivium Limited 0.004 33% 125,000 $8,192,564 ARD Argent Minerals 0.021 31% 10,443,150 $20,668,144 AI1 Adisyn Ltd 0.026 30% 403,371 $3,526,992 MCT Metalicity Limited 0.003 25% 8,060,694 $8,970,108 TX3 Trinex Minerals Ltd 0.005 25% 699,780 $6,979,637 WBE Whitebark Energy 0.016 23% 380,293 $2,496,004 PPY Papyrus Australia 0.011 22% 92,793 $4,434,233 EXR Elixir Energy Ltd 0.140 22% 9,367,088 $130,254,784 AU1 The Agency Group 0.030 20% 214,382 $10,714,415 8IH 8I Holdings Ltd 0.012 20% 8,416 $3,573,560 ADD Adavale Resource Ltd 0.006 20% 83,164 $5,079,898 ATH Alterity Therap Ltd 0.006 20% 5,031,797 $26,190,089 HLX Helix Resources 0.006 20% 2,377,494 $11,615,729 NRZ Neurizer Ltd 0.006 20% 5,080,995 $7,507,054 RML Resolution Minerals 0.003 20% 1,677,613 $4,024,992 VEN Vintage Energy 0.012 20% 15,032,977 $10,869,403 X2M X2M Connect Limited 0.051 19% 130,934 $11,468,845 SRR Saramaresourcesltd 0.026 18% 522,000 $1,824,220 FTL Firetail Resources 0.040 18% 195,303 $5,062,789 TMB Tambourahmetals 0.079 18% 169,539 $5,557,004
Friday’s Small Cap Winners included:
Standout winner on the ASX was DY6 Metals’ (ASX:DY6) which announced that soil and rock chip sampling has returned up to 3.22% total rare earth oxides (TREO) and 0.75% niobium in the recently acquired licence EL0705 at its flagship Machinga project in Malawi.
Adisyn (ASX:AI1) was also tracking well, with the defence sector IT company top of mind for many investors, thanks to the investor prezzo the company dropped on Monday.
And gold explorer Metalicity (ASX:MCT) was climbing, announcing that drilling is set to commence at its Yundamindra project – the first drilling activity there in 10 years. However, Metalicity’s rise this morning was most likely due to investors being reminded that historical exploration at the site returned assays including 8m @ 56.36g/t Au from 44m, which the company announced back in 2019.
FRIDAY’S ASX SMALL CAP LAGGARDS
Here are the worst performing ASX small cap stocks:
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Code Name Price % Change Volume Market Cap TNY Tinybeans Group Ltd 0.051 -46% 800 $7,918,064 AXP AXP Energy Ltd 0.002 -25% 644,196 $11,649,361 MRD Mount Ridley Mines 0.002 -25% 1,354,388 $15,569,766 MRQ Mrg Metals Limited 0.002 -25% 8,833,334 $5,050,237 PRM Prominence Energy 0.007 -22% 1,294,902 $1,756,137 OSX Osteopore Limited 0.095 -21% 164,089 $1,239,443 MGA Metalsgrovemining 0.040 -20% 29,292 $1,860,025 AVE Avecho Biotech Ltd 0.004 -20% 3,220,390 $15,846,485 OAR OAR Resources Ltd 0.002 -20% 13,200,000 $7,883,277 ODE Odessa Minerals Ltd 0.004 -20% 250,407 $5,216,413 TNC True North Copper 0.084 -20% 6,247,713 $43,859,503 KNB Koonenberrygold 0.026 -19% 248,028 $4,406,766 FNR Far Northern Res 0.160 -18% 288,888 $6,970,436 GTG Genetic Technologies 0.145 -17% 385,611 $20,198,018 AL8 Alderan Resource Ltd 0.005 -17% 11,145,707 $6,641,168 CCZ Castillo Copper Ltd 0.005 -17% 16,949 $7,797,032 OAU Ora Gold Limited 0.005 -17% 4,948,724 $34,836,005 PRX Prodigy Gold NL 0.003 -17% 3,716,700 $6,041,322 RR1 Reach Resources Ltd 0.003 -17% 744,440 $11,070,061 HAL Halo Technologies 0.105 -16% 216,442 $16,079,549 SIX Sprintex Ltd 0.022 -15% 1,056,346 $12,509,892 RVT Richmond Vanadium 0.280 -15% 115,587 $28,448,576
TRADING HALTS
Mayur Resources (ASX:MRL) – pending an announcement in relation to the financing of the Central Lime Project.
Midas Minerals (ASX:MM1) – pending the release of an announcement regarding a capital raising.
Emyria (ASX:EMD) – pending the release of an announcement regarding a capital raising.
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